I was so excited to see our little butterball last night and despite the fact that I need to stay at least six feet away from her at all times I was hoping she would share my sentiment about our reunion. I have been hearing reports that she has been giggling and smiling up a storm and I couldn't wait to see the action in the flesh.
Not even kind of the case.
It went a little something like this (and yes I was talking/singing caps lock loud)
G: HI JULIA!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!! HIIIIIIII!!!!!!
J: eye contact avoided
G: HOW ARE YOU??!??! WERE YOU A GOOD GIRL???? YOU LOOK SO PRETTY IN THAT OUTFIT!!!
J: still avoiding eye contact and sucking fist
G: JUUUUUUULIUHHHH!!!! HIIIII JUUUUULLLLIUHHHH!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
J: avoiding eye contact, sucking fist and kicking legs
G: HIIII LITTLE LADY!!!! HOW ARE YOU???????
J: avoiding eye contact, sucking fist, kicking legs and shaking rattle
G: jerk. just kiddddding...I didn't say that...but I was tempted.
So. that was that. I'm in the process of constructing a giant Christmas Tree face mask that I'm sure will get her attention and better procure some vowel sounds on her part or else we might have our first little tiff.
awwww. she misses you. she is just...testing her boundaries and whatnot.
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