After holding Julia for the majority of the day, I finally made it into the shower circa 5pm yesterday. Julia tolerated my absence initially but then started getting antsy as I tried to brush my teeth. As the volume of her protests increased, I opted to go the (faster) mouth wash route. I quickly poured the wash into the lid and prepared to chuck it down the hatch. Luckily, luckily, luckily..I snapped to my senses right before I took the gulp and realized that I was about to inhale blue nail polish remover.
ahhh...the excitement of life with a two month old. . . I know.
and now back to your regularly scheduled vida loca.
holy gross!
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ReplyDeleteI grabbed my face toner to gargle with the other day, and I don't even have a newborn to blame. Sheesh.
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