Simon Says

I cut Simon's hair this weekend and accidentally made a leeeeedle mistake behind his right ear...

whoops. 

I didn't make a big deal (or any deal) out of it but I knew he had happened upon the baldish spot when he calmly and politely asked, "next time you are on the internet...can you look up male hair extensions please?"

whoops, again. 

(referencing the same haircut which ... in addition to the mistake was also maybe a leeeeedle on the short/shorn side)

whoops.

Simon was running late for work but piped up, "its fine...I'll get there quickly with my new aerodynamic 'do"

whoops, again again. 

Simon kindly accompanied me to the fabric store to pick out material for some changing pad covers. He was absolutely convinced that, "they definitely have to have poop and pee resistant material...I just know it...why don't you ask?"

no.

also...the martyr himself queried that, "this is probably like the equivalent of dragging you to Auto Zone or maybe worse...right?"

yes. I suppose so.