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23 November 2011

Simon Says

 Occupy Bouncy Seat

I'm sure it makes no difference but I am convinced Sebastian sleeps/naps better in his vibrating bouncy seat (with sensible lamb ears). I'm always asking Simon to drag it upstairs or downstairs or wherever I need it to be at that particular high maintenance moment. 
I usually say, "can you bring the vibrator here please?"
Simon always replies, "can we please not call it that?"

and

(received via text from his post on a busy, busy day on Labor and Delivery)
"Long delivery. She went natural. Lots of poop."

19 comments:

  1. emily.mcintyreNovember 23, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Laughing out loud! Dang, that's funny.

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  2. UnknownNovember 23, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    My husband has made a solemn vow to never, ever tell me if I poop during delivery. Even if I fill the whole room with poop, he promises to look at my blankly and say, "Of course not" if I ask him what went down.
    (I, too, go natural, and by the time I need to push, I'm pretty much in an alternate universe and have no idea what's going on other than the baby. Apparently, with my first delivery, as soon as I had to push I ripped off my gown and insisted on delivering REALLY natural.)

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  3. Kayla MoncurNovember 23, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    Bwahahaha vibrator

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  4. RoxyNovember 23, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Clearly no one told that lady about castor oil.

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  5. BiblioMOMiaNovember 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My doc got sprayed in the eye with pee today. Or would have, except he wears super sexy eye protectors. Sigh.

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  6. Natalie | Mrs. Janney |November 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    I would like you to assume from now on that I find your posts funny. Because I just read the latest "Simon Says" post and I was going comment on how funny it is, but I am running out of different ways to say you are funny.

    And I just read Cari's comment and it made me laugh too!

    Laughter is good medicine.

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  7. JDNovember 23, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    thanks for the laugh! (kinda needed it.) I like all the comments, too :)

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  8. Sarah Frills4ThrillsNovember 23, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Hahaha! This is hilarious!

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  9. BridgetNovember 23, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Oh, golly! Hahahaha!

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  10. CalahNovember 23, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    hahahahaha. AWESOME!

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  11. CalahNovember 23, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Oh my gosh Cari, I just read your comment. I went natural for the first time with my third and I did the same thing. Right at pushing time, all the clothes got flung across the room. Most awkward striptease EVAH.

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  12. UnknownNovember 23, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Calah, to make it even worse, I wasn't even informed about my warrior woman nudity until, like, a year later. My beloved was telling the story- at a family reunion!- and that's how I found out.

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  13. SweetSpillerNovember 23, 2011 at 10:42 PM

    I definitely remember pooing, I remember also not caring! Lol

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  14. Faulkner's RanchNovember 23, 2011 at 11:16 PM

    This may be the funniest flipping post you have ever written. I've laughed so hard @ the vibrator. HILARIOUS!

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  15. Matt and Jen McEvoyNovember 24, 2011 at 10:01 AM

    Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh :)

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  16. SRCarpeallanaNovember 25, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Laughed heartily!! I just LOVE your blog. You are becoming famous too! I was talking to a friend the other day who ran into someone who went to stubie. She asked the stubie alum if she knew a GraceSeaton there and the lady said, "No, I never met her but apparently she has an hilarious blog." Your blog is beloved by many! Happy post thanksgiving!!

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  17. MarjorieNovember 25, 2011 at 12:51 PM

    Haha! That's so funny with the baby seat. The boys climbed in ours so much I put it away. More trouble than it was worth! :0

    Oh geez, I was literally petrified of going to the bathroom during delivery. Luckily, with all of them I hadn't eaten or drank anything in 12 hours beforehand (however this last time that made IVs difficult. 5 sticks till one line had success).

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  18. ann.November 28, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    oh my goodness i'm tearing up i'm laughing so hard

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  19. meg lueckNovember 28, 2011 at 9:03 PM

    oh my--I was very much thinking i would have natural births (future pregnancies...don't worry, there is no scandal yet) but after reading the simon says text (hilarious) i'm pretty sure i'll go no-naturale.

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