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07 December 2011

Simon Says


Out of the blue
Simon said, "Are you a leeeeedle bit worried I'm going to balloon in my thirties?"
(um, no)

On why Sebastian is so bleeping fussy (since remedied ... worry not)
Simon said, "Maybe he's teething."
(again, nope)

His tactic for when Sebastian started stirring in the middle of the night 
(which would be 9:30 p.m. in our household these days)
Simon said, "just ... don't ... breathe"
(didn't work)

When I told him I had started watching episode after episode of "Felicity" on Netflix
Simon said, "oh...that one with Calista Flockhart?"
(nopenope)

17 comments:

  1. Natalie | Mrs. Janney |December 7, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    HAHA! I guess it is good he isn't going to be a pediatrician. :)

    I love Felicity. Please don't cut you hair like hers. I'd cry. (ok maybe not)

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  2. CynthiaDecember 7, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Goodness.gracious.

    I love Felicity. For whatever reason, whenever I need some "me" time, I youtube it...or 'rent' from the library. Is that weird?

    The same same thing happens with Alias.

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  3. meg lueckDecember 7, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    haha, i love these posts

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  4. Sandra KohlmannDecember 7, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    We've tried the "just don't breathe" trick here, too. It never works, but it's always worth a shot, right?

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  5. Davis and LauraDecember 7, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Girl, I JUST finished Felicity on Netflix.... :)

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  6. AnaDecember 7, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    so awesome. I think Simon has the same shirt on that I altered the other day, good taste Simon!

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  7. RachelDecember 7, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I am obsessed with Keri Russell.. don't you love her?

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  8. UnknownDecember 7, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    Oh my gosh, "DON'T BREATHE!" is hiss-whispered here all. the. time.
    And it never ever works, but hope springs eternal, and we keep hiss-whispering it to each other!

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  9. JacqueDecember 7, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Seriously. People write "LOL" and I really did LOL.

    Just. Don't. Breathe. Do you know how many times we've said that? For some reason if you hold your breath you think/HOPE/PRAY/WISH they will fall back asleep.

    Scott Speedman...sigh....

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  10. ann.December 8, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    thanks for the morning giggles.

    also-remember clare & i watched felecity from start to finish in college. we blamed that on why we rarely made it to morning mass.

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  11. kimDecember 8, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    what a keeper!

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  12. Heidi LassilaDecember 8, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    What a keeper is right, Kim! Seriously, what's better than a funny guy??

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  13. AnonymousDecember 8, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    These are great. My husband is always saying weird random things. I know some people keep a book of all of the silly things that their kids say, but I think I need to start one for him.

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  14. TiffanyDecember 8, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    Ha, Simon is hilarious! 9:30 is kind of the middle of the night at our house, too. When you have two kids and they take turns getting up all night long, you kind of have to go to bed at 7, in order to get like 5 hours of sleep. lol

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  15. Matt and Jen McEvoyDecember 8, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    Alexis is finally becoming a more calm and less fussy baby too (halleluiah!) but my husband suggested she might be teething too! Silly men :) And seriously, having two under two is hard enough, shouldn't the second one be easy peasy so we can deal with the shenanigans the toddlers get into??!!

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  16. UnknownDecember 9, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Chuckle.

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  17. MeredithDecember 12, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    best post ever. when toph says stuff i just block it out. or i scrapbook it in our scrapbook of love. either way.

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