Simon Says

{bongo drum bebe brassiere}

After getting into bed and hearing both needlets crying Simon sighed and unenthusiastically said,

 "the cattle are lowing."

Every time I crawl into bed after tending to Sebastian's demands in the middle of the night Simon always says, 

"I'll get him, I'll get him."

(too late and you know it)

Every time I change a diaper sans diaper pad Simon skeptically says, 

"You're brave."

After reporting to Simon that I had successfully and finally gotten Sebastian to sleep while Julia was also down for her nap, Simon enthusiastically said, 

"spirit fingers!!"