In an effort to halt Sebastian's frequent nightly wake ups Simon tried bribery and said,
"Just as soon as you start sleeping through the night ... I'll love you even more than I do now."
While we were checking out after (stupidly) purchasing potty training supplies the cashier handed us our receipt and coupons and Simon said, "Oh, look - we got a coupon for free wine and Xanax ... because we're batpoop* crazy."
On Julia's preference to slip a little tongue in when she kisses Sebastian, her dolls, and her parents, Simon said, "rated PG-13."
*family friendly blog censoring
"Just as soon as you start sleeping through the night ... I'll love you even more than I do now."
ReplyDeleteSteve and I used to love saying things like that to the girls when they were babies.
YESSSS! Nothing cures the flu like a round of Simon Says.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe wine and Xanax, but I don't have any on hand.
Simon's showin' some 'tude in that picture! I love that Simon Says has become a permanent fixture at the camp. I don't suppose you'll ever do any Bach reviews? ; )
ReplyDeleteOkay, where are you getting these potty-training supplies and will I get these coupons if I order online? Hilarious.
ReplyDeletepotty training... you overachiever you! i've got a 2 1/2 yo you can practice on... he's pretty easy going but well, i've already done 3 so i figure i'm good for the rest of, let's see, ETERNITY!!
ReplyDeleteDo all little girls go through the French kiss everyone stage? My niece is doing that too!
ReplyDeletebach reviews! i second mary. have you seen this guys blog?
ReplyDeletehttp://lostangelesblog.wordpress.com/2012/01/31/bachelor-recap-week-five-2/
Good luck with the potty training! I started both boys before 2 and they did it. You just have to persist with it even though it's s huge pain. This is going to sound crazy, but one of the best tips I used was not putting anything on their bottom (diaper/pull up). It sounds nuts, but they are too scared to go most of the time without it or if they do they are more aware.
ReplyDeleteoh my God, I am so sorry that I get my daily chuckles at your expense. But you are so freaking hilarious!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteawesome <3
ReplyDelete