1. praise be to the patron of second borns, Julia has gone to bed!
2. attempted and forced exercise in futility: rolling over before the Patton average of 6 months old
3. so many options here a. inappropriate b. tangible infant obesity c. cleavage d. bottom relocates to chest
4. why yes, I do hate my view and the taste of white shag carpet. Roll me back to number one. now.
Oh Lord, have mercy! I just died. He is the absolute most precious little guy. And the cleavage!!! ahhh totally just made my day. I thoroughly enjoyed catching up on your blog just now and experiencing some much needed smiles!
ReplyDeleteHe is too sweet for his own good! Seriously, that smile!
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOL'd hard at the baby cleavage...too funny! "Bottom relocates to chest"...priceless.
The cleavage!! He did not get that from this Nana!
ReplyDeleteSee-Bass comes back with a "Take THAT, you unappreciative judges on The Voice"! (That's his version of "Rolling In The Deep")
ReplyDeleteman boobs = the best
ReplyDeleteI love his rolls :) he is precious!
ReplyDeleteHe looks a lot like Julia in #1
ReplyDeleteYour son has more cleavage than I ever will. totally jellin' over here.
ReplyDeleteHe is sooo cute! I hope none of your readers call Maury regarding the serious infant obesity problem at the Patton house.
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