"Don't take a picture of me."
After hearing Julia wake up and cry in the middle of the night, Simon sat up and asked, "how far apart are her contractions?"
When he saw that we were having Quinoa for dinner, Simon said, "oh, so we're having healthy saw dust tonight."
After watching Julia for a few hours, Simon eventually reported that, "she only snuck and ate a little bit of a dishwasher powder packet."
"dont take a picture of me" then flashes you a sneak peak for a Simon gun show. boys.
ReplyDeleteWhen *I* say "don't take a picture of me" AND have a knife in my hand, I really mean it.
ReplyDeleteglad he is poised for a photo then!?
ReplyDeleteCould he be any more handsome wearing a baby....swoon....
ReplyDeleteThe contractions! Oh man...way funnier to me than the other ones for some reason. Tee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! XD
ReplyDeletei just got the same exact ego baby & worried that it would be too girly of a color - now i can reassure my husband that he won't be the only man wearing that pretty shade of blue. :)
ReplyDeleteas usual, my big laugh for the day.
ReplyDeletecheers.
hahahha. another goodie. simon is funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are my favorite posts. I always sit here and snort. Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHa- glad I'm not the only one who is not the biggest fan of quinoa...though I'm trying!!
ReplyDeleteLove this!!!!
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