When flipping through my People magazine, Simon observed and said, "you know where Christina Aguilera and Nicki Minaj look like they belong? The Capitol."
In the middle of the night when I tried to tell him something (important), Simon reply/yelled/said, "I can't hear you over the roar of the sound machine factory we're running."
After a supremely superb day with Julia, Simon said, "Julia, please tell your mom that you are sorry for ruining her life."
Regarding Sebastian and Julia's different temperaments, Simon said, "blob and hot mess."
When trying to decide how to make the best use of our time on Sunday evening, Simon asked, "where can we go with two child shaped shackles?"
And when discussing different ways to pay off his med school debt, Simon suggested, "an Etsy shop!"
you saved my life today with quote numero 3 and again with numero 5. why? and how do others make it sound so damn...lovely?! thank you for not, is all.
ReplyDeleteHAHAH and what does simone intend to make for his etsy shop? shits & giggles?
ReplyDeleteOk, these were funny, but Ann's comment has me rolling!!
ReplyDeletei can relate to the sound machine factory.
ReplyDeletealso to the "hot mess", but there is not other child to call a possible blob yet.
cheers.
Oh my gosh, every one of these made me laugh out loud, especially, "Julia, please tell your mom you're sorry for ruining her life." Hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteNicki Minaj most certainly belongs in The Capitol! LOL! If my husband said that I'd actually be proud!
ReplyDeleteToo funny, and I love that you keep track of them- should be funny to laugh about in the future! How did you respond to his comment about ruining your life? In my mental state these days, I probably would have flipped out or burst into tears :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteYou should make a Shit Simon Says website/book. (Hopefully if it is ever adapted to tv show William Shatner will not play him.)
ReplyDeleteI will never again think of your children as anything other than "blob" and "hot mess." SO funny.
ReplyDeleteThe third one sounds like something that could have came from my husband recently. We are definitely adjusting to another baby and I can relate with you more and more each day: baby=perfection, big brother=little $%#@
ReplyDeleteHopefully it gets better soon. ;)
haha thats hilarious. I love how you kept track of all these instances. Also, LOVE your blog design...sorry I haven't been around a while but it looks so nice and clean!
ReplyDeletehands down my fave simon says...ever
ReplyDeleteOh, these are priceless. Blob and Hot Mess might be my favorite one ever.
ReplyDeleteAnother vote for "blob and hot mess"
ReplyDeleteCan we jut call them that from now on?
These get funnier every week. I think we can add Katy Perry to the list.
ReplyDeleteAnd an etsy shop? Someone hangs around too many lady-parts. :)
Oh, sheer brilliance. Child shaped shackles, blog and hot mess.
ReplyDeleteThese are my favorite!
ReplyDeleteCatching up on your posts - I love these quotes. Still laughing.. out load :)
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