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16 May 2012

Simon Says

Simon said, "you take way too many pictures."


After listening to his hypochondriac wife complain that she thought she had a fever, Simon said, "maybe you're teething."

While watching me and Julia play nice then mean then nice again Simon proclaimed, "Grace and Julia, the ultimate frenemies!!!"

After observing Julia and Sebastian's morning wake up behavior this weekend, Simon said, "if the kids were pets, Sebastian would be a cuddly puppy and Julia would be a very temperamental cat."

Due to a little tiny communication hiccup over what Sebastian was supposed to be wearing, Simon dressed Sebastian in a plaid short sleeve shorts outfit onesie thing over a long sleeve onesie. Simon took one look at the finished and dressed baby product and said, "1990 called from Portland and wants its outfit back."

While watching wobbly hands Julia try to hand feed wobbly head Sebastian pieces of her dinner, Simon said, "its like watching a couple of drunks."

17 comments:

  1. Jdel:May 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM

    hahaha. my favorite is the pets comparison. also, no one can pull of a Ringer T the way simon can.

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  2. CariMay 16, 2012 at 1:46 PM

    Ha! If you take too many pictures, then where's the one of Sebastian-gone-grunge?
    Point: there are nevvverrrr too many pictures.

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  3. KateMay 16, 2012 at 1:47 PM

    This is a particularly funny round up. Haha, Portland...

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  4. Sandra KohlmannMay 16, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    Always makes me laugh. Always. For the record, I always put long sleeved onesies under the girls short sleeved onesies. The short sleeved ones were cuter and it's cold in Wisconsin for much of the year.

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  5. FrancineMay 16, 2012 at 2:33 PM

    The pet comment is my fave.
    And no pics of Sebastian's 90's look? I'm disappointed.

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  6. Natalie | Mrs. Janney |May 16, 2012 at 3:44 PM

    I hate to inform the world that people still wear that in Portland. Yeah...

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  7. Amy@DiapeepeesMay 16, 2012 at 4:21 PM

    Your posts are such an easy pick-me-up

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  8. AlishiaMay 16, 2012 at 5:12 PM

    Speaking of drunk babies, this is very appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw

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  9. BiblioMOMiaMay 16, 2012 at 9:34 PM

    So which of you is the cat person, and which the dog person? Hehee!

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  10. BridgetMay 16, 2012 at 10:14 PM

    Hahaha! Good luck with the teething. ;)

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  11. Jenna@CallHerHappyMay 16, 2012 at 10:40 PM

    I read that as: While watching wobbly hands(COMMA) Julia tried to hand feed wobbly head Sebastian pieces of her dinner.

    I thought to myself, "What is Wobbly Hands? Is that a new TV show I don't know about?"

    I'm an idiot.

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  12. MariaMay 16, 2012 at 10:50 PM

    omg seriously the most fitting comments for each situation and they are all hilariously familiar.

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  13. Faulkner's RanchMay 16, 2012 at 11:40 PM

    Simon is looking skinny skinny these days!

    Also, love the pet comparison! J is totally a cat!

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  14. AlaytheaMay 17, 2012 at 8:20 AM

    That last one totally cracked me up!!!

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  15. AshleyMay 18, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    I call my mom and (11 year old) sister frenemies all the time - they're so similar that they always butt heads.

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  16. Dwija {House Unseen}May 19, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    Note to self: NEVER read Simon Says whilst drinking a cup of tea.

    Excuse me while I wipe off my computer computer screen...

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  17. AnonymousMay 22, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    and i thought i was the only one on the once a week hair washing schedule (mamma of 3, ages 5, 3 and 19 months!!)

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