Passing the buck to productive members of e-society today to provide you with a little entertainment while the three of us attend a mother-child mediation meeting to try to recover from the hell that was yesterday's trip home. The million mile voyage included too many side of the road stops to throw teething gel, Chamomile, and pleas of desperation at a very unhappy Sebastian, conjuring my nastiest glare to shoot at a van full of teenage coolio hooligans bumping their craprap right next to a FINALLY SLEEPING Sebastian's window at the gas station, and a quickly broken vow that I would not eat any food from any drive-thru window all the way home. I can't wait to do that never again.
Do you exercise? Good. Now go tell Cari allllllllll about it.
And then go read Ashley's HYSTERICAL post about her recent encounter with sweat.
I love when Christine blogs and I especially love love loved Zelie Marie's birth story.
You won't believe the awful unkindness of strangers that Adrienne encountered on an airplane while recently traveling with small children.
I really hope Julia grows up to be just like Piper.
Merrick and Janssen are quite possibly the cutest pregnant sisters in the history of pregnant sisters.
And an intelligent conversation with Julia while Sebastian treated us to his recently acquired practice: a morning nap.
Well, that is just very very nice of you. I should stop taking pictures now, before I get to the disappearing jawline and horror of the last weeks.
ReplyDeletethat picture is too cute! checking out all those links now, which i appreciate, i can just come here to find new blogs! :)
ReplyDeleteAw. I hope for your sake that Julia is not going to grow up to be exactly like Piper. She just had her second accident of the day due to her questionable fashion sense: swimsuit OVER long-sleeve leotard.
ReplyDeleteAlso. I just read Ashley's post and I almost had an accident of my own, I laughed so hard. Hilarious.
Love, love, love your recommendations. Problemo numero uno though: too many blogs on my yahoo page. Can't even see my daily horriblescope anymore. Yikes! I will never get any work done!
ReplyDeleteEwww...not sure why the creepy stalker image next to my last comment. Sorry for the ickiness of that! Click on through to my prof and there is a (slightly) less scary image there. hehe.
ReplyDeleteLove that picture of you guys on the bike. And you are too kind...and also reminded me that I was going to take a pregnant picture with Janssen while she was in town last week, and then totally forgot. Crap.
ReplyDeleteI haven't flown with small children, but the last time I flew (a few months ago) I took note of the plights of several mothers. So yes, I can believe the unkindness. Unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteAlso - where in heaven's name did you find a bike like that? I think I need one.
I will shamelessly ride the waves of your always spot-on recommendations to almost coolness. "Almost" because I'll only have gotten there by copying you. But it'll be closer than I'd ever get on my own, so I don't give a rip.
ReplyDeleteParticularly that first recommendation. That blogger is awesome and really needs to be given a big fat book deal.
DeleteAnd a ghost writer.
I wonder how many replies to myself it would take before the comments were condensed alllll the way to the right, making the sentiment unintelligible?
DeleteWell shoot. Yours doesn't justify to the right with each subsequent comment.
DeleteYour cool rank just went down, Patton.
Consider yourself warned.
Wow. That's a lot of thumbnail pictures of me.
DeleteSorry the trip home was awful!
ReplyDeleteI always heart your links. You're like my own personal twitter or something.
ReplyDeleteomg more julia videos PLEASE. I love how it took Julia SEVERAL tries before you understood what she was saying. You are good at deciphering her code, I was still clueless, even after the 4th time. so funny.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I would do all day if not for your brilliant links and the gems that I've found through your link posts. My dirty dishes thank you ;)
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