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We're running at about 57% here today. Oh, you want the more-exciting-than-a-long-weekend-recap-rundown? Bless you. I've fallen victim to what appears to be an ugly eye infection (did you see the gullible mom putting a piping hot tea bag on her eye bright and early this am because the internet told her it would bring the swelling down? me too - dumbo) and Julia is suffering from some chronic allergic cough that won't stop (although I think the magic bullets of: sitting position to sleep, a dunk in Vicks Vapor Rub, cough suppressant in her water bottle, and 56 coddles between the hours of 7:30pm and 2:30am seemed to finally do the trick - for now). Sebastian is as healthy as a herd of oxen and is thrilled that the she-police are busy licking their hypochon-woundage so that he might have unlimited access to all of his favorite things: the kitchen trashcan, the toilet, and the vat of peanut butter.

(Please show me this photo when I try to insist that Simon shave Butterball's head again)

Anyway ... get out of here before you catch a stink eye, a smoker's hack, or an affinity for sewage ...

Praise the comedic gods that Ashley posted again ... beggars can't be choosers but I wouldn't mind a little bump up to hourly posting from her blog ... merely a suggestion bordering on a demand.

I recently unsubcribed from all Groupon, Schmoupon, Living Social, Schmiving Locial emails because I was getting my hopes up when I had 68 new emails every morning and alllllllllllllllll 68 of them were e-coups for experiences and weird things I could live without but I totally caved on this one because I love a neon orange pumpkin spice cup-o-caffeine just as much as the next schmuck.

I haven't thought about Land's End since I was 12 years of age and just dying to wear a two piece swimsuit and trying to convince my mom that because it was from LE ... it was totally approp but this post totally made me reconsider looking at their stuff non-scando stuff.

I didn't think it was possible to like Jen even more than I already do but then she had to go and email me a photo of her t-r-i-p-l-e jogger (they exist!) and post about the amazing Verily Mag ... so that safe distance I've been keeping from her and her familia? Definitely in jeopardy.

Do you know of any stellar workout DVDs? My current fave is this one which I love but I'm always on the hunt for something that will be a million years easier and a million times more efficient ...

Stephanie always posts the best recipes and this particular one looks like it's no exception. Make it. Today.


Hasta la later.