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28 March 2013

Conversations with Julia

 the cutest letter J shirt made by Adrienne and Christine


While watching me get dressed ...
Julia: oh, you going to take your picture outside?

While pulling on her belly button ...
Julia: wook!
Grace: oh, what is it?
Julia: baby feo-dora's comin out of dare!

Saw me coming down the stairs to the basement and quickly took down a bottle of teething tablets like a shot ...
Grace: what are you doing?
Julia: oh, I just found something in my mouf.

Before I tried to work out ...
Grace: want to do Jillian Michaels with me?
Julia: no sank you. She NOT nice.

Several minutes after I put her down for bed she started screaming in her crib so I went to rescue like the novice that I am
Grace: what's the deal in here?
Julia: I just want a hug and a kiss
Grace: (obliges)
Julia: (whispers in my ear) and some milk

Whenever she can sense that I'm agitated ...
Julia: whatz goin on with you, Grace?
Grace: nothing
Julia: oh, is it the stupid thing??
Grace:
Julia: dammit stupid thing? 

While dangling a toy over Theo's face ...


Julia: say please!!
Theo:
Julia: the answer is no you have to say please!!
Theo:
Julia: okay! no toy.

Julia walked into the living room ...
Grace: como estas?
Julia: no, I not a sauce.

She walked into Sebastian's room ...
Julia: what's dat smell?
Sebastian:
Julia: did you have a gas?
Sebastian:
Julia: you need to say scuze me, Bashy.
Sebastian:
Julia: say it! Say scuze me.

When I went to get her up from her nap and found her minions all laying face down
Grace: what are they doing?
Julia: the tummy times!



While I was changing Theo's diaper on the floor and she was watching a lot too closely ...
Julia: what's that??
Grace: can you hand me the wipes?
Julia: is that his tail?!


73 comments:

  1. JamieMarch 28, 2013 at 3:46 PM

    Ah, Julia, you never, ever, ever disappoint!

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  2. Lauren T.March 28, 2013 at 3:47 PM

    omg i laughed out loud at the last one. nothing gets past her, huh?

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  3. ChristineMarch 28, 2013 at 3:48 PM

    My word, that child cracks me up.

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  4. JDMarch 28, 2013 at 3:53 PM

    Oh my gosh!! So funny- love the last one!

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  5. wonderchrisMarch 28, 2013 at 3:55 PM

    Okay! No toy.

    LOVE HER!!!!!!!

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  6. Prof. HannahMarch 28, 2013 at 3:56 PM

    All we get from Hannabert is "NO! Don't touch me!" Typically screamed at the top of his lungs as we are trying to put him in a car...

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  7. BonnieMarch 28, 2013 at 3:58 PM

    Hilarious! I love this, Grace.
    Also, you have a great talent for writing out Julia's words phonetically. I'm always so impressed.

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  8. RebeccaMarch 28, 2013 at 4:00 PM

    Tummy time and a tail! Hahaha. She's my fav.

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  9. JenMarch 28, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    She is just the best! I'm so glad you write all these things down.. I would be in tears if my mom had things like this saved from my childhood. So great.

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  10. CaroMarch 28, 2013 at 4:06 PM

    She. Is. Priceless!!!!!!

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  11. Natalie | Mrs. Janney |March 28, 2013 at 4:11 PM

    I love these posts. She's kind of hilarious.

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  12. chalaynMarch 28, 2013 at 4:15 PM

    These are all SO GOOD. She is clever just like her mother.

    And I think I might need to steal her idea about calling someone in for, you know, just a hug and a kiss... WINK WINK.

    The Brayn of Chalayn

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  13. Kayla MoncurMarch 28, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    Dying laughing as always. She's hilarious.

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  14. Sarah TuckerMarch 28, 2013 at 4:21 PM

    This is wonderful. She is such a hoot!

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  15. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    These are starting to give the "Simon Says" portion of the program a run for its money.

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  16. Michele ChronisterMarch 28, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Hahahahaha...cracking up over here!! Hilarious!!! Don't you just love the things 2 year olds say?

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  17. PattyMarch 28, 2013 at 4:36 PM

    LOL! I agree with Julia too, Jillian Michaels is mean :)

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  18. ann.March 28, 2013 at 4:37 PM

    wow.this was QUITE a gem.

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  19. k8teMarch 28, 2013 at 4:40 PM

    hahahahah 'his tail'. i am dying. also "wook" is my new favorite juliaism.

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  20. seizethesparkleMarch 28, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    HAHAHA... She's so witty, she cracks me up! Thank you for posting these... Gives me something to look forward to!

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  21. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 4:42 PM

    Haha she is too funny and cute!

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  22. BrookeMarch 28, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    LOVE conversations with Julia! She is so funny!!

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  23. AJMarch 28, 2013 at 4:45 PM

    My three year old girl calls her brother's boy parts his "poo-poo button". I have no idea where she got that... Or how she thinks girls poop.

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  24. Mary @ RoomPolishMarch 28, 2013 at 4:46 PM

    HIS TAIL......oh my gosh I am dying!!!!

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  25. Heather Honeychild March 28, 2013 at 4:47 PM

    Oh my gosh this girl is a riot!! LOL! Highfives on Jillian, Julia, highfives!! Jillian is definitely NOT nice! lol

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  26. Melissa Caskey March 28, 2013 at 4:49 PM

    Amazing...you all are going to love re reading these in 20 years

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  27. AnneMarch 28, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    The dolls lying face down was creepy until I read the explanation! Genius!

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  28. Martha ReillyMarch 28, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    My favorite: "dammit stupid thing"

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  29. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    Tummy time and the tail have got to be my two favorites. Thank thank thank you for the laughs!

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  30. JustBettyMarch 28, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    Best collection ever.
    Really.
    Ever.

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  31. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    Julia, my Julia...oh how I love you. I want Mama to explain what a "tail" is. LOL! Oh that would be awesome on film.

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  32. Sarah NotesMarch 28, 2013 at 5:18 PM

    I am literally crying over that last one...Oh, Julia!!! I needed that laugh today!

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  33. KatieMarch 28, 2013 at 5:22 PM

    Seriously amazing...I need to get better at documenting Marley-isms- J is going to love these when she's older! Love how they react to the boy parts- so funny!

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  34. ChristieMarch 28, 2013 at 5:29 PM

    "dammit stupid thing"

    I lost my drink at that one. Oops.

    Yes, Julia. That's his tail. We are never, never to speak of this again. c;

    Christie
    http://everythingtosomeone.blogspot.com

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  35. LizzieMarch 28, 2013 at 6:08 PM

    Okay, lost it on the last one! Hilarious!

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  36. Kaitlin @ More Like MaryMarch 28, 2013 at 6:37 PM

    oh I laughed so hard. thanks for making my dinner prep more enjoyable.

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  37. HeidiMarch 28, 2013 at 6:43 PM

    HAHA!!! Isabella calls it a "tail" too!

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  38. CMarch 28, 2013 at 7:03 PM

    The tail comment is my favourite for sure!!

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  39. Jude and AlishaMarch 28, 2013 at 7:14 PM

    She almost made this pregnant lady pee her pants (ok, might've done that anyway on my own, but still...).

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  40. RebekahMarch 28, 2013 at 8:03 PM

    His tail! Hahaha.. That kid is tooo funny!

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  41. KrisMarch 28, 2013 at 8:29 PM

    The Jillian comment! Too funny!

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  42. kimmieMarch 28, 2013 at 8:37 PM

    OMG I love all of these. Julia is the funniest thing ever. and I love that first picture, and JUST noticed that her glasses are upside down. :)

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  43. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 8:39 PM

    This is the funniest thing ever!

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  44. -kateMarch 28, 2013 at 8:47 PM


    Dear Julia,

    Never.Stop.

    Thanks,

    -Me

    P.S.-I'm currently supressing a creepy laugh as to not scare the poor ER patients in close proximity. Just what I needed on my break!

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  45. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    She's right. Jillian is mean.

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  46. AnonymousMarch 28, 2013 at 9:43 PM

    Oh my gosh, "damnit stupid thing." Love it.

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  47. AlaytheaMarch 28, 2013 at 9:59 PM

    I'm peeing my pants laughing so hard!!! "Is that his tail?" HAHAHA!!! She is the absolute best!

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  48. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 10:09 PM

    Kids are seriously the best. These are so good!

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  49. KimMarch 28, 2013 at 10:10 PM

    Burst out laughing while supposedly quietly working...

    And it could be worse, you could have a son who wants to know where everyone's 'ding dong' is (my husband is to thank for that one); yesterday while in a public, of course, restroom with me he said loudly 'mommy, ding dong? no ding dong?' and then I tried to hide.

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  50. sayin' i love youMarch 28, 2013 at 10:12 PM

    I love how she calls you "Grace" :D So funny!!

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  51. CourtneyMarch 28, 2013 at 10:50 PM

    Can I be friends with her? She sounds like she'd be a blast to hang with!

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  52. Dwija {House Unseen}March 28, 2013 at 11:04 PM

    The tummy times! So, so good.

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  53. UnknownMarch 28, 2013 at 11:10 PM

    Such a great laugh for this tired Mamma. Thank you!

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  54. JulieMarch 29, 2013 at 12:30 AM

    "No, I not a sauce" is not getting enough credit. CRYING laughing over that one.

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  55. MaikenMarch 29, 2013 at 5:09 AM

    AWESOME! :)

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  56. DeNae March 29, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    oh my goodness, she is a hoot. I can just imagine the laughter and eye rolling and what the heck just came out of my daughter's mouth looks that must go on at your house (or at Costco). Thanks for the pick-me-up.

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  57. JennyMarch 29, 2013 at 8:15 AM

    dammit stupid thing, jillian IS mean. poor julia, all those tails in her life...

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  58. Emily ElizabethMarch 29, 2013 at 8:57 AM

    hahaha Julia adds so much laughter to my day!!! She is hilarious! I love the first picture she's so cute!!!!! I'm curious though,does she always call you Grace?

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  59. Kristina March 29, 2013 at 9:15 AM

    SO many favorites! Geez, that girl is hilarious - just like her mama and daddy. :) thanks for the smiles!

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  60. BridgetMarch 29, 2013 at 10:52 AM

    These are THE BEST. Downing teething tablets like a shot. LOL GRACE.

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  61. AnonymousMarch 29, 2013 at 2:49 PM

    Haha, Julia never fails to make me laugh. I so agree with her about Jillian!

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  62. kimMarch 29, 2013 at 4:14 PM

    Probably best post ever.

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  63. LaceyMarch 29, 2013 at 5:01 PM

    I love these! They make me laugh so much, probably because my toddler says similar things and I totally wish I could share how funny they are with others. Julia is a card.

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  64. LieslMarch 29, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    BAH! I love them all! Can I borrow Julia for... well.. ever? Until she starts crying or something, then you can have her back.

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  65. ValMarch 30, 2013 at 9:03 PM

    Adorable post!

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  66. GretchenApril 1, 2013 at 3:09 AM

    She cracks me up so much...was laughing through the whole thing!

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  67. Rebekah DaphneApril 1, 2013 at 1:37 PM

    I'm DYING here. This is even better than Simon Says.

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  68. AnonymousApril 1, 2013 at 1:51 PM

    I love precocious toddlers! Never a dull moment!

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  69. Jenna@CallHerHappyApril 1, 2013 at 4:24 PM

    Well, I know why Bash isn't talking much. Julia has cornered the market.

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  70. ErikaApril 1, 2013 at 8:58 PM

    Oh my gosh I'm dying.

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  71. JeannineApril 2, 2013 at 2:43 PM

    Dammit stupid thing to take time off from blogs/blogging for holy week. I missed my J fix.

    Is that his tail. Oh my gosh.

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  72. Mrs. KeeApril 2, 2013 at 3:18 PM

    Oh my goodness, she is just too much!! These are some of my favorite posts in the entire blog world. Thank you little J!

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  73. LPatterApril 3, 2013 at 10:08 PM

    oh, oh, oh!!!! laughing laughing these are amazing. Milk had me slapping my knee - I think bc I have a 23 mo old girls and its coming my way - and the tail is awesome. So so so cute and funny that girl!

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