Proving that we are doing a very fine job raising good and Godly children ...
Simon: ... and then God said
Julia: .... wait wait wait WAIT who is God?!
One night when I let her stay up late to paint our nails together ...
Julia: well I'd say this is just the most beautiful life tonight
While the kids were putting on a show for me and Phoebe ...
Julia: Okay Sebastian, now you just do a performance using your two favorite words: trucks and poop
Bash:
Julia: Okay Theo, now you just do a performance doing your favorite thing: throwing diapers in the trash
Theo:
While setting up a show for the kids on Netflix ...
Bash: how about Thomas?!
Julia: no, no Sebastian ... I just can't support that.
While she was stalling nap time ...
Julia: Can I make you some coffee or tea?
Grace: nope, but thanks.
Julia: or maybe a lettuce smoothie? Anything at all?!
While she was stalling nap time yet again ...
Julia: well, I thought we could play a little game
Grace: what game?
Julia: a game called I took off my Pull-up and peed in a bowl
Grace:
Julia:
Grace: where's the bowl?
Julia: I hid it
Grace: where?
Julia: well that's the game ... it's a secret
Grace:
Staring at my Notre Dame shirt (with this similar graphic) the other day ...
Julia: why is Abe Lincoln in such a bad mood?!
While running her hands over my legs that have not had a date with a razor in a couple/few/several days ...
Julia: oh, Grace
Grace: what?
Julia: oh, sweetheart!
Grace: what?!
Julia: you have twigs all over your legs!
Grace:
Julia: do they hurt?!
After hitting up the bathroom for a lengthy visit she brought out a very obviously soiled piece of toilet paper
Julia: I forget ...
Grace: what?
Julia: does this get bruh-cycled?!
NO.
These are my favorite posts. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Best ever!
ReplyDeleteShe is too much. A good afternoon laugh!
ReplyDeleteThis is one of my favorites!!! She is awesome!
ReplyDeleteAt least she knows who Abraham Lincoln is...
ReplyDeleteThese are great! Thanks for the afternoon laughs!
ReplyDeleteOh I love her, these posts are the BEST! She is seriously the cutest!!! "oh sweetheart" "you have twigs all over your legs".....too funny! And I sure hope you found that bowl, haha!!!
ReplyDeleteI love your kids!
ReplyDeleteHa! These are always the best. I almost shot soda out my nose with the pee bowl one. She is the cutest.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh out loud! She is going to be one funny 13 year old!
ReplyDeleteThe stories are almost as good as the pictures. But those facial expressions really take the cake.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha the pee bowl. so funny!!
ReplyDeleteNO. NO NO NO, bruh-cycling or not, leave all things behind in the bathroom! I wish I could say this hasn't happened here, but the other day Easton returned with a pair of sunglasses he found abandoned in the men's room with Josh. I begged him to lie and say the sanitized them before adorning his face...
ReplyDeleteJulia has the cutest expressions in pictures...I feel the same way about Thomas and the lettuce smoothie, wow what a little pistol!
ReplyDeleteLoved these!! Especially the twigs on your legs and "can I make you a coffee or tea?" Too funny! I hope my kids are as witty as Julia
ReplyDeletetheeeeese get me el-oh-el-ing every time. she is a genius baby comedienne, really.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!! You and your family are priceless!! XO
ReplyDeleteCan I bill Julia if my keyboard doesn't work anymore, because I just spit coffee all over it! She is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteThat basically sounds like the best game ever... HA!
ReplyDeleteThis is priceless. I hope I have funny children--these posts are my favorite.
ReplyDeleteOh my god. I hope if I ever have children they are half as funny as Julia.
ReplyDeleteShe is funnier and more stylish than I could ever hope to be. Keep these posts coming! :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is...where was the bowl?!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I can think of either!
DeleteThis was ideal to power me through the rest of this long, long day at work.
ReplyDeleteTears. TEARS, she is so funny!
ReplyDeleteLove!! This girl has so much personality!
ReplyDeleteFavorite posts in the history of ever.
ReplyDeleteHer conversations are hilarious, but I love the pictures even more than what she has to say! I'm terrified of little girls and hope that when I have kids I get boys, but little Julia is MAYBE making me change my preferences a bit (as though it's in my control at all...)!
ReplyDeleteFind the pee bowl sounds like the worst game ever. I suppose it could be worse if it wasn't pee in the bowl, but still. That was HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd you must be doing something right if the almost 4 year old knows who Abe Lincoln is.
Seriously... too funny.
Oh my goodness, I'm literally laughing out loud. I love these!
ReplyDeleteThe pee bowl. I died. Hahahahahaha! I also have twigs on my legs and they ain't being trimmed anytime soon either.
ReplyDeleteI hope you found the bowl...haha!
ReplyDeleteAnd painting nails with my Mom sounds like it would be quite the beautiful life, indeed!!
Seriously, WAY too funny. I must start writing more of the crap my kids say down!
ReplyDeleteI love how kids pick up on things like "oh, sweetheart..." What a cutie!
ReplyDeleteLol soo funny! My baby girl is almost 3 and started to say cute things! Funniest ages!
ReplyDeleteThese are the BEST. Oh Julia!
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing hysterically in my car like a crazy lady..perfect mid-day break! :)
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was "Please Lord I hope Grace found that bowl of pee." I pray that has indeed happened as well as a lesson in Recycling 101. LOL! I do love what Miss Julia comes up with. The description of the play was awesome.I think it's a Tony nominee for sure.
ReplyDeleteOnce again thank you for sharing. I needed a chuckle this Monday and this did it. Hugs from VA!!
I'm dying! haha Love these posts :)
ReplyDeletemuchas gracias! these posts are the best!
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHA THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for this today. Love em!
ReplyDeleteHa!!! My favorite: the secret stash of tinkles game.
ReplyDeleteQuestion: Um...where was it?
Hahaha! These are my favorite posts! Please tell me---did you ever find said bowl?
ReplyDeleteThis is the best thing I've read all day, hands down. Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteOh I'm dying! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThese are my all time favorite posts!
ReplyDeleteUm, if my future children don't have half of Julia's personality, I'm going to be sincerely disappointed. Way to set the bar for awesome, J.
ReplyDeleteThese posts make me want to have children yesterday. Love you Julia!
ReplyDeleteDied laughing. The bowl!!! Did you find it?!
ReplyDeleteSO worth stopping by, she is to die for! :)
ReplyDeleteThese are my favorite posts- ever. The Abe Lincoln one just about killed me.
ReplyDeleteDYING over the peeing in a bowl & the twigs on your legs!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlways so funny! I love this series! :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious and one of my favorite posts to date!! Twigs!!
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, she's cute! I love these posts.
ReplyDeleteShe is hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Wouldn't it be awesome to just make a book of these?!
ReplyDeleteshe is soooo funny!
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Her personality sounds so entertaining!
ReplyDeleteLOL I love these posts with her comments. They are THE BEST and always make me giggle. She is such a character!! (also: those gold sandals?? THE CUTEST)
ReplyDeletexox
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Hilarious! Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. Much needed laugh today. This is why I love to teach young children.
ReplyDeleteNo personality for that daughter of yours. None at all.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't get better than this. She should write a book.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha! I love 3 year olds!
ReplyDeleteI missed these Julia Styles posts! Her personality is awesome :)
ReplyDelete~Teri
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Julia is so. stinking. funny! Loved this, as always.
ReplyDeletethese are some of my favorite posts- julia is the bomb.com!
ReplyDeleteYes! She is just the greatest child! Always a good laugh :)
ReplyDeletei think i want kids solely in hopes they can be as hilarious as julia!
ReplyDeleteoh i love her. She's sassier than most grown ups I know!
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