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04 June 2015

Simon Texts

Simon {or Phoebe's Phavorite as I like to call him now ... I'm suddenly and basically dead to her but I'm not hurt or bitter at all, worry not} took the kids to the park the other night so I could shower and putter about because he's the nicer spouse and while he was out he sent the following ...


My varicose veins are trembling.

27 comments:

  1. Liz/June 4, 2015 at 3:57 PM

    OMG, so funny...I just laughed harder than I probably needed to!!!!

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  2. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 4:21 PM

    HAHAHAHA

    Simon missed his calling. Delivering babies? Nah. That man was born to be a stand up comedian.

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  3. KristiJune 4, 2015 at 4:22 PM

    Bahahaha so cute!!

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  4. VernaJune 4, 2015 at 4:36 PM

    Bahaha!! That's the best thing I've seen all day!

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  5. RebekahJune 4, 2015 at 4:41 PM

    Oh Lord. Us too.

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  6. AnonymousJune 4, 2015 at 4:48 PM

    Haha this is too great! Also I love Ashleigh's comment.

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  7. LieslJune 4, 2015 at 4:53 PM

    lollollollollol

    At least your babies are funny and cute ;)

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  8. FrancineJune 4, 2015 at 5:00 PM

    Dying.

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  9. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Hahaha, so good! I needed a good giggle

    Http://blusheddesigns.etsy.com

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  10. blytheJune 4, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Ha!

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  11. ElaineJune 4, 2015 at 5:15 PM

    LOLOLOL!

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  12. BriannaJune 4, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Lol lol!! So funny!

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  13. Natalie | Mrs. Janney |June 4, 2015 at 5:45 PM

    Oh that was amazing.

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  14. Amanda Elizabeth - Meet @ the BarreJune 4, 2015 at 5:56 PM

    That just made my afternoon. Hilarious.

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  15. KelseyBJune 4, 2015 at 6:13 PM

    Yessss!!!! Hahahaha! I had to show Chris and he said "that's already how I feel, except none of our children stay that close to us". True.

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  16. UnknownJune 4, 2015 at 6:34 PM

    hahahahahaha

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  17. Savanna June 4, 2015 at 7:16 PM

    Haha

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  18. Christy from fountains of homeJune 4, 2015 at 8:08 PM

    Oh, man I needed a laugh today. Especially since I'm currently in NFP hell.

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  19. allison_cooley3@hotmail.comsonJune 5, 2015 at 1:08 AM

    Haha! But since you make cute kids I think you could pull it off!

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  20. Kendra TierneyJune 5, 2015 at 1:25 AM

    I think I'm about halfway there.

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  21. Laura C. June 5, 2015 at 2:08 AM

    On my way there as well. When my husband asks the children to line up, he calls them cygnets.

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  22. ColleenJune 5, 2015 at 11:58 AM

    Solidarity! So funny :)

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  23. UnknownJune 5, 2015 at 12:24 PM

    Ahahah, so good for a Friday! Happy weekend!

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  24. KarliJune 8, 2015 at 4:38 PM

    LOL!!!

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  25. JessJune 8, 2015 at 10:03 PM

    Gold, thank you!

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  26. UnknownJune 9, 2015 at 11:29 AM

    this is the best! LMAO!

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