While eating bacon ...
Julia: hey Bash, you'll never guess that this chicken is made out of PIG
Watching me make lunch for everyone ...
Grace: you guys must be ravenous
Julia: you can just say, "hungry" Mom
After Sebastian brought me a bouquet of flowers from the backyard ...
Grace: You're so sweet, Bash
Julia: He's not that sweet
While trying to decide what to do one afternoon ...
Sebastian: Oh, can we watch a CVD?
Julia: Bash! I keep telling you! It's called a DIVA-D
Watching me struggle through wall-sits while I did a little workout in the living room ...
Julia: want me to get you a chair to sit in? I think that would make it easier ...
While trying to teach Sebastian all about rhymes
Bash: okay so like dog and hotdog?
Julia: no, not exactly.
Bash: oh
Julia: more like: planet and dammit.
One morning recently ...
Julia: can we please have juice boxes?
Grace: um, no sorry - we don't have any
Julia: okay, that's fine.
Julia: thinking ....
Julia: we don't mind just having one of your little wines instead
During an imaginary game of "wedding"between Julia, Sebastian, and a left out Theo ...
Grace: hey you guys need to include Theo
Julia: sigh ... okay, Theo I guess you can be the church mouse
This is the best one ever! I LOL'd thinking "OMG this is the funniest thing she's said yet" & then I positively rolled over the next one! Just hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove these kind of posts!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, she kills me! Hilarious!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be laughing about planet and dammit for days!
ReplyDeleteLove times a million.
ReplyDeleteThe church mouse!!!! Where does she get this stuff?
ReplyDeleteoh my, this makes me so happy. i was just thinking about these posts the other day and how much i love them. what a funny kid.
ReplyDeleteYou officially have a KID in Julia - no sign of baby anywhere! What a cutie.. and a HOOT!
ReplyDeleteYou officially have a KID in Julia - no sign of baby anywhere. What a cutie - and a HOOT!
ReplyDeleteI'm dying. So great. She's a snappy, clever kid already!
ReplyDeletePlanet & dammit had me coughing on my tea! And made me not feel so bad about some of the words my kiddoes inherit from me.
ReplyDeletethis is hilarious. my favorite posts. she's hilarious.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteOh my word...what a riot!!!!
ReplyDeleteSo so happy for the return of Miss Julia! I love it! I would like ones of those little wines too 😉
ReplyDeleteYay I love Julia styles posts!!! So happy you're bringing them back! She always has me laugh crying.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh...the things kids say! And I love her braid :)
ReplyDeleteI'm so jealous of her hair and your hair braiding skills! Why is Evie's hair so thin?! Ugh...
ReplyDeleteplease tell me she hasn't started calling you mom and still refers to you as grace.
ReplyDeletewins the internet today - thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteLove this. Such a clever kid. Also, my 4 year old came up with a list of words that rhyme with 'duck' the other day for her 3 year old sister.
ReplyDeleteLove this so much! You've got the funniest and cutest kids!
ReplyDeleteBest. Post. Ever.
ReplyDeleteOMG! So cute! Love the sass. Those pictures are fantastic, Julia is a beautiful girl.
ReplyDeleteThese posts are too good!!
ReplyDeleteThese are my favorite posts. <3
ReplyDeletehahahaha i seriously loves these all so much. they're my favorite posts.
ReplyDeleteLittle wines!! Church mouse!! Parker and Julia would be little besties.
ReplyDeleteJulia Styles have been and always will be my favorite posts! Alongside Simon Says. Missed these!
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My favorite posts as well!!
DeleteThat's great. My 5 year old calls CDs "dicks" (like she's trying to say "disk") and one day we're getting into the car and she screams, "MOM, THERE'S DICKS ALL OVER MY FLOOR". It was epic.
ReplyDeleteThat girl kills me dead!!! I love me some Julia Styles posts, hilarious! We don't mind having one of your little wines instead....best ever!!!
ReplyDeleteLaughing so hard! She is the cutest!!
ReplyDeleteyour photos! love the vibrant colors...
ReplyDeleteshe's getting so big.
Haved missed these posts! My 12 and 14 year olds think they are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, I'm glad Julia Styles is back!!! Loved this, she cracks me up. Also, we need more Simon Says! lol.
ReplyDeleteThe wine one is my favorite, by far!
ReplyDeletePlanet and dammit - dying over here!! Nothing simple like dog and fog she was full on with her example :)
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI agree with everyone above, these posts have always been my favorite! Please tell me Phoebe styles will be coming soon, she seems like she could give Julia a run for her money!
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious!!!
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Planet and dammit just slayed me! Love that girl!!
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Oh how I love (and have missed) these! She is looking so much like you Grace!
ReplyDeleteOMG "Your little wines" I burst out laughing at that one!!
ReplyDeletePlanet and dammit for the win!!!
ReplyDeleteYes! Planet and dammit and the little wines, hahaha the best!
ReplyDeleteyesss these always get me!!! planet and dammit... little wines, amen!!
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