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14 July 2016

Julia Styles



While eating bacon ...
Julia: hey Bash, you'll never guess that this chicken is made out of PIG

Watching me make lunch for everyone ...
Grace: you guys must be ravenous
Julia: you can just say, "hungry" Mom

After Sebastian brought me a bouquet of flowers from the backyard ...
Grace: You're so sweet, Bash
Julia: He's not that sweet


While trying to decide what to do one afternoon ...
Sebastian: Oh, can we watch a CVD?
Julia: Bash! I keep telling you! It's called a DIVA-D

Watching me struggle through wall-sits while I did a little workout in the living room ...
Julia: want me to get you a chair to sit in? I think that would make it easier ...

While trying to teach Sebastian all about rhymes
Bash: okay so like dog and hotdog?
Julia: no, not exactly.
Bash: oh
Julia: more like: planet and dammit. 

One morning recently ...
Julia: can we please have juice boxes?
Grace: um, no sorry - we don't have any
Julia: okay, that's fine.
Julia: thinking ....
Julia: we don't mind just having one of your little wines instead


During an imaginary game of "wedding"between Julia, Sebastian, and a left out Theo ...
Grace: hey you guys need to include Theo
Julia: sigh ... okay, Theo I guess you can be the church mouse


47 comments:

  1. JulieJuly 14, 2016 at 4:06 PM

    This is the best one ever! I LOL'd thinking "OMG this is the funniest thing she's said yet" & then I positively rolled over the next one! Just hilarious!

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  2. ErinJuly 14, 2016 at 4:06 PM

    Love these kind of posts!

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  3. LaurelJuly 14, 2016 at 4:23 PM

    Oh my gosh, she kills me! Hilarious!!

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  4. JessicaJuly 14, 2016 at 4:32 PM

    I'm going to be laughing about planet and dammit for days!

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  5. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 4:43 PM

    Love times a million.

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  6. Beth CotellJuly 14, 2016 at 4:48 PM

    The church mouse!!!! Where does she get this stuff?

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  7. edenJuly 14, 2016 at 5:02 PM

    oh my, this makes me so happy. i was just thinking about these posts the other day and how much i love them. what a funny kid.

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  8. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    You officially have a KID in Julia - no sign of baby anywhere! What a cutie.. and a HOOT!

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  9. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 5:55 PM

    You officially have a KID in Julia - no sign of baby anywhere. What a cutie - and a HOOT!

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  10. LauraJuly 14, 2016 at 6:05 PM

    I'm dying. So great. She's a snappy, clever kid already!

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  11. Amy @ Consecrated HousewifeJuly 14, 2016 at 6:10 PM

    Planet & dammit had me coughing on my tea! And made me not feel so bad about some of the words my kiddoes inherit from me.

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  12. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 6:18 PM

    this is hilarious. my favorite posts. she's hilarious.

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  13. LieslJuly 14, 2016 at 6:24 PM

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  14. JessicaJuly 14, 2016 at 6:27 PM

    Oh my word...what a riot!!!!

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  15. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 6:31 PM

    So so happy for the return of Miss Julia! I love it! I would like ones of those little wines too 😉

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  16. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 6:36 PM

    Yay I love Julia styles posts!!! So happy you're bringing them back! She always has me laugh crying.

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  17. KellieJuly 14, 2016 at 6:39 PM

    Oh my gosh...the things kids say! And I love her braid :)

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  18. MarjorieJuly 14, 2016 at 6:45 PM

    I'm so jealous of her hair and your hair braiding skills! Why is Evie's hair so thin?! Ugh...

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  19. KimberlyJuly 14, 2016 at 6:54 PM

    please tell me she hasn't started calling you mom and still refers to you as grace.

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  20. JocelynJuly 14, 2016 at 7:07 PM

    wins the internet today - thanks for sharing!

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  21. Lindsay PartridgeJuly 14, 2016 at 9:36 PM

    Love this. Such a clever kid. Also, my 4 year old came up with a list of words that rhyme with 'duck' the other day for her 3 year old sister.

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  22. SarahCJuly 14, 2016 at 9:55 PM

    Love this so much! You've got the funniest and cutest kids!

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  23. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 10:48 PM

    Best. Post. Ever.

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  24. CarrieJuly 14, 2016 at 11:14 PM

    OMG! So cute! Love the sass. Those pictures are fantastic, Julia is a beautiful girl.

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  25. UnknownJuly 14, 2016 at 11:37 PM

    These posts are too good!!

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  26. Amy @ A Desert GirlJuly 14, 2016 at 11:48 PM

    These are my favorite posts. <3

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  27. KimberJuly 14, 2016 at 11:59 PM

    hahahaha i seriously loves these all so much. they're my favorite posts.

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  28. Amber MasseyJuly 15, 2016 at 8:04 AM

    Little wines!! Church mouse!! Parker and Julia would be little besties.

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  29. UnknownJuly 15, 2016 at 8:17 AM

    Julia Styles have been and always will be my favorite posts! Alongside Simon Says. Missed these!

    www.shhmommysdrinking.com

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  30. ErinJuly 15, 2016 at 8:53 AM

    That's great. My 5 year old calls CDs "dicks" (like she's trying to say "disk") and one day we're getting into the car and she screams, "MOM, THERE'S DICKS ALL OVER MY FLOOR". It was epic.

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  31. Liz/July 15, 2016 at 9:26 AM

    That girl kills me dead!!! I love me some Julia Styles posts, hilarious! We don't mind having one of your little wines instead....best ever!!!

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  32. KelseyBJuly 15, 2016 at 9:32 AM

    Laughing so hard! She is the cutest!!

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  33. Sarah Isis DJuly 15, 2016 at 11:03 AM

    your photos! love the vibrant colors...
    she's getting so big.

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  34. UnknownJuly 15, 2016 at 12:40 PM

    Haved missed these posts! My 12 and 14 year olds think they are hilarious!

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  35. AileenJuly 15, 2016 at 3:27 PM

    Oh my goodness, I'm glad Julia Styles is back!!! Loved this, she cracks me up. Also, we need more Simon Says! lol.

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  36. KrisJuly 15, 2016 at 4:29 PM

    The wine one is my favorite, by far!

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  37. Matt & ShanaJuly 15, 2016 at 4:52 PM

    Planet and dammit - dying over here!! Nothing simple like dog and fog she was full on with her example :)

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  38. BetsyJuly 15, 2016 at 5:00 PM

    These are hilarious!

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  39. AshleyJuly 15, 2016 at 9:15 PM

    I agree with everyone above, these posts have always been my favorite! Please tell me Phoebe styles will be coming soon, she seems like she could give Julia a run for her money!

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  40. UnknownJuly 16, 2016 at 11:18 AM

    This is hilarious!!!

    -Soph
    www.sophobsessed.com

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  41. KimberlyJuly 17, 2016 at 12:28 PM

    Planet and dammit just slayed me! Love that girl!!

    www.pennypincherfashion.com

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  42. ErinJuly 19, 2016 at 1:11 PM

    Oh how I love (and have missed) these! She is looking so much like you Grace!

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  43. LoriUJuly 19, 2016 at 2:44 PM

    OMG "Your little wines" I burst out laughing at that one!!

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  44. AnonymousJuly 19, 2016 at 3:44 PM

    Planet and dammit for the win!!!

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  45. kimJuly 20, 2016 at 6:17 PM

    Yes! Planet and dammit and the little wines, hahaha the best!

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  46. AnonymousJuly 26, 2016 at 8:31 AM

    yesss these always get me!!! planet and dammit... little wines, amen!!

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